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The stories are from my unpublished memoir The Year of Sluttery. They are truth from my point of view because umm hello, it's my memoir. Searching for a cool-enough, sexy-enough agent to represent me. If you know one or are one, contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org or use the contact page darling.
The First Week
The First Nooky
Mary Fucking Tyler Moore
Rules to Keep Me Single
The 10th & Baltimore Tango
Dear One Year Ago Scarlett
Writer, Storyteller, Producer, la la la:
Scarlett d. Jones
Let's keep in touch darling.
Pssst- You gotta put the d in there darlings or it will take you to a porn star. Not me btw.
The Angry Hillbilly: Married to him for 28 years. How did I do it?
Hoppy Sporty-Sport: Sweet guy I dated for six years right after my divorce, so named for his love of beer and tv sports.
Einstein: First IRL date. Beer 30 in the afternoon. Liar.
Sexy Lips: Tea at Downbeat Coffee. First sex of the YOS.
Coach: Drinks at Hopcat, Dinner at Anthony's. Wall kisser.
Prince A: A fuckin' asshole with a piercing in his penis. The Peanut, downtown.
The Hot Chef: Ummm so we never had an actual date out in the world, only in my bedroom or his, and maybe my parking garage. Possibly.
Hitched: Harry's in Westport. One of those married guys.
Baby Ginger: Porn-fucked millennial.
Liberal Marine: FWB. A sugarface. V's Italian among others.
Tantric Man: FWB. Smart and sexy. Brown & Loe.
The D.J.: FWB. That sexy voice commentated our love-making. Le Fou Frog, Lydia's and many more.
The Poet: FWB. Smart as fuck sex machine. 1st date: Julep. 2nd date: Dott Boss. The rest of the dates: my bed.
Masseuse: FWB. All dates were at my house or his cuz Covid.
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