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Please take that in the manner I offer it, which is so fucking glad you are here. Please leave a rating or review on the Denver Fringe site. Pleazzzzz. WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING? The stories are from my unpublished memoir The Year of Sluttery. They are truth from my point of view because umm hello, it's my memoir. Searching for a cool-enough, sexy-enough agent to represent me. If you know one or are one, contact me at scarlettdjones69@gmail.com or use the contact page darling. STORIES Intro The First Week The First Nooky Mary Fucking Tyler Moore Rules to Keep Me Single The 10th & Baltimore Tango Dear FWBs Dear One Year Ago Scarlett Writer, Storyteller, Producer, la la la: Scarlett d. Jones Let's keep in touch darling.
Email: scarlettdjones69@gmail.com Insta: scarlettdjones scarlettdjones.com Pssst- You gotta put the d in there darlings or it will take you to a porn star. Not me btw. THE MENZ The Angry Hillbilly: Married to him for 28 years. How did I do it? Hoppy Sporty-Sport: Sweet guy I dated for six years right after my divorce, so named for his love of beer and tv sports. Einstein: First IRL date. Beer 30 in the afternoon. Liar. Sexy Lips: Tea at Downbeat Coffee. First sex of the YOS. Coach: Drinks at Hopcat, Dinner at Anthony's. Wall kisser. Prince A: A fuckin' asshole with a piercing in his penis. The Peanut, downtown. The Hot Chef: Ummm so we never had an actual date out in the world, only in my bedroom or his, and maybe my parking garage. Possibly. Hitched: Harry's in Westport. One of those married guys. Baby Ginger: Porn-fucked millennial. Liberal Marine: FWB. A sugarface. V's Italian among others. Tantric Man: FWB. Smart and sexy. Brown & Loe. The D.J.: FWB. That sexy voice commentated our love-making. Le Fou Frog, Lydia's and many more. The Poet: FWB. Smart as fuck sex machine. 1st date: Julep. 2nd date: Dott Boss. The rest of the dates: my bed. Masseuse: FWB. All dates were at my house or his cuz Covid. |
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